So everyday at lunch there's a bunch of birds. It's freaking me out man! Usually I wouldn't even pay attention to them but ever since my friends got pooped on I've been afraid I'm next cause the weirdest stuff happens to me. Luckily it's Christmas break so I can eat my lunch peacefully for a while. One day there was seagulls.... Why is there seagulls in a school courtyard? Then fools try to feed them and they start flapping all around and all I can think of is poop landing on me or them pecking my eyes out like that movie The Birds. If it's not birds then it's the bees flying all around. Yeah bees not flies like there would usually be around food. If I wasn't so terrified I'd take pictures of all this. Now that I think about it there's a lot of birds all over the school. They're taking over! Anyways so the seagulls ended up flying over this table filled with a bunch of boys and you guessed it..PLOP! Right in the middle of the table. Then the boys promptly moved from the table and under the tree. It's hilarious now to think of it but at the time...no wait it was funny then too. This bird fear was previously instilled in me. Once my friend came over and we were walking my dog down the street. Then we hear this sound like ,"eeyaw"..... "eeyaw", and the tree rustling. Then a branch falls down and we hear the ,"eeyaw",sound again like three times. So we grabbed the dog and hauled buggy back to my house. How disturbing lol. I figure the bird to have been huge to knock down such a big branch. Needless to say we didn't go back down the street.......or did we? I can't remember but if we did I'm sure we ran back terrified. So now that I've disturbed you with my freaky bird stories and have gotten completely off topic I'm going to go bed.
Nightie night and Merry Christmas hunnybees, Laylani101
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