Friday, February 10, 2012

Annoying things people do and Chronicle review


     Okay guys so we went to see the movie Chronicle last saturday. We all thought that it was going to be great....WRONG! It was absolutely horrible. It was really boring in the beginning and it left you hanging in a lot of parts because it was shot in a documentary format.  There was so much that wasn't explained and didn't make sense. Like why did the boy start recording everything? And worst of all they always kill the black person off first so yeah not a good look.

       But really I think I hated it more because of this annoying rugrat behind me. Of course I had to sit in front of him and the whole time he kept putting his feet on the back of my seat and pushing on it.....I was this close to telling him ,"Listen git, next time you put your feet on my seat I'm going to stick them up your narrow behind". Instead I tried a calmer, less violent approach and told him to please stop kicking my seat. I think my mom laughed at me but that was aggravating. Which leads me to my point, why do you have to put your feet on the back of the seat munchkin boy? I wanted to put mine on his face. Not only that but he kept talking and making little comments like this is the best movie in the whole world. I really couldn't enjoy the movie cause he made me so mad. It's the principal of the matter because even when I asked him to stop nicely he still did it like he forgot I asked him not to. He just did it more sparingly but I didn't want my parents to get involved because I knew if I said something again my dad would say something so I let it go. I mean doesn't anybody just go enjoy a movie anymore and actually shut up and enjoy it? I've never been so happy to leave a movie theater since I saw the first part of the Harry Potter Deathly Hallows movie. Ugh...... If I catch that kid in the street


        Well on to more annoying things people do. I hate it when someone asks you "Guess what?!", and just stand there looking at you like this....
waiting for you to answer   

                                                                                   So you stand there like......
        Really guys?! Just say it and don't wait there cause I'm just gonna stare at you. And the bunny is right, I don't care. 

      I hate it when people try to argue with you about things you know. People used to argue with on wether or not my hair is black. Obviously I know what color my hair is. Today my friend insisted my mom was on the phone when she dropped me off at school. She wasn't on the phone but she kept pushing the envelope. She's lucky I'm not really mean or else I would have told her," How are you gonna tell me my mom was on the phone when I was just in the car with her? Obviously I know wether or not she was on the phone. And what's it to you anyway if she was? I'm riding with her not you. Don't worry about what she's doing. Mind your own mother." People are lucky I'm only a moderate mean and I keep a lot to myself. 
      It's so annoying when people ask stupid questions. I'll have known someone for like three years and when I say I'm black they look at me like
You're black?!
      
     Yes that's what I just said moron. Or like yesterday I was watching teen mom. The girl cheated on her husband and had the nerve to ask him if he was still going to move with her. Even better when she talks to her friend she tells her he hasn't answered any of her calls or text messages. So her friend says "Is he ignoring you?" Are you that stupid? No he's not going to move with you and obviously he's ignoring her fool. 
   
     I think it's so stupid when I'm in school and someone is playing music through their phone's speaker. First of all a cellphone speaker is crappy so the music is all distorted and sounds weird and you can't figure out what's playing. Secondly, who said anybody wants to hear your stupid music anyway? Get some headphones or turn it off. Maybe they think it makes them look cool like how they had boomboxes in the 80's. It doesn't......

Last of all I think it's dumb when the teachers try to be smartones when so asks "Can I got to the bathroom?". They think it's so clever when they say "I don't know, can you?" Next time this happens to you say this:
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
TEACHER:
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OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
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AND I’M JUST LIKE :
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                                                                                               Bye hunnybees, laylani101

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Crazy Week yeaaaah

Mannn this week has been so long and bizarre and I have funny stories so cope a squat, get a snack, adjust your eyeballs and get readin. So the wild week begins with this horrid workout video in my aerobes class. Omg it really was one of the hardest things I've ever done. Ithad that evil Jillian michaels lady on it and she mad my butt and thigh muscles hurt for three days. Then later that day I had to go to the dentist for a cleaning. Am I the only that's teeth hurt after they leave the dentist? I feel like that's not right. Then when I get home the Internet isn't working!!!! Really?! No uploading videos, posting on blog, or listening to Spotify. I was in heck. Even worse I'm bearing a cold through all of this.
The next day was bizarre. Everything was somewhat normal until I got to lunch. One of my friends was having issues with her old group of friends. When lunch was almost over one of the old friends came and started yelling at her. So she started yelling back. So here I am just standing confused, stunned, wanting to laugh, and feeling the urge to deescalate the
situation. But how do you deescalate a boy and a girl yelling 5 inches from each other's faces? Plus the whole time I was standing there I was fighting the urge to release the cackle
forming in my throut. Well after they yell for 10 minutes the boy starts to leave. The bell probably rang already but I don't remember hearing it. So my friend with food tray in hand chases him and says "shut up you dummy!!!!!!!!". So I stop and think dummy????!!! Really?! I could suppress the laughter no longer and let out a low chuckle. Everyone in the courtyard stopped and stared. Crazy yeaaaaah. Oh and this dude got pooped on by a bird and then I was all freaked out and paranoid cause I'm a spaz. But yeah it was actually really funny and my friend and I got a good laugh out of it today. And to top off a perfect day there was stil no Internet. Beautiful....

Thursday we had a lab in chem and I broke a crucible.... Surprise surprise... And I decided to straighten my hair. Yay.....

Skipping to Friday a pleasant ending of the week. We only did stretches in aerobics(thank bejesus) so it was very calm and relaxing. Lunch was quiet compared to Monday. I got a bunch of did you straighten your hair stupid questions. "no stupid people. I'm myself from a parallel universe where there's a straight hair version of me." I hate when people ask stupid questions. Next time I'm gonna say I'm wearing a wig. They'll believe it. In my last hour we had to wait 5 minutes after the bell rang for the freshman. It's always the gits. When they finally released us I stood up and my leg was hurting and I could barely walk. So I turned around and told my friend Jose pick me up my leg hurts and he like okay and runs over. Of course I wasn't gonna let him carry down the stairs. What if he dropped me? So when we got down the stairs I tried to get on his back but his book bag was in the way. So I beard the pain to my bus. We had a substitute bus driver and a different bus and it smelled sooo bad. I can't even describe it. Later on I hung out with my grandma and went to the wig store with
her. When we got back to her house I remembered that my mom told me to try on one of her black
wigs cause I was considering dying my hair black. I wore the rest of the time while I was at her house and all the way home. When I got out of the car my mom looked at me and started laughing a nd slammed the door. She said I looked like elvira. Not a good look. She also said that she thinks I'm too fare to have black hair but then talked herself into it and so I'm going to get a tan and she's dying it during spring break yup yup. Afterwards I went to my friend's house for her birthday dinner and had a lot of fun. We talked and listened to music looked at pics and it was fun. So yea a great way to end a spectacularly crazy week.


Happy crazy week yeaaaaah, laylani101